diehardhammer 11:09 Wed Oct 8
Life lessons you have learnt
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I believe we had a thread a few months back on a similar topic...
What are the lessons you have learnt?
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worm
11:11 Wed Oct 8
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Don't fuck with the Zohan
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BRANDED
11:11 Wed Oct 8
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It'll not come to you you've got to get it.
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Mr Kenzo
11:12 Wed Oct 8
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You can't tie knots with Sand
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Far Cough
11:13 Wed Oct 8
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Don't eat yellow snow
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Eddie B
11:13 Wed Oct 8
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Don't fuck with the baldies.
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Fortunes Hiding
11:13 Wed Oct 8
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After a heavy drinking session, when your judgement is poor, do not have a big bet on West Ham.
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Mr Kenzo
11:15 Wed Oct 8
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Eggs don't bounce
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Bamber
11:21 Wed Oct 8
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Life isn't fair.
It's remarkable how many people, mostly miserable fucks don't seem to have learnt this.
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Northern Sold
11:23 Wed Oct 8
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Dogs are great
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i-Ron
11:23 Wed Oct 8
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Assumptions are the mother of all fuck ups.
Applies to my office especially.
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Eddie B
11:23 Wed Oct 8
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If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.
ie, there's a bloke at work who's the campest fella that ever lived. He sounds, walks, looks, and dresses like Julian Clary on speed, but is married with two kids. I ain't having it that he's not a woolly woofter.
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lowermarshhammer
11:37 Wed Oct 8
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I live in hope and will die in misery.
If you live with a partner for 50 years you have had a result if you've only despised them for 24 years and 51 weeks in total if the rest of the time they have been tolerable; don't forget they have had to live with you...
You can't polish a turd.
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Westham67
11:38 Wed Oct 8
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No good deed goes unpunished
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Mr Kenzo
11:42 Wed Oct 8
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We live in an age where a pizza gets to your home before the police.
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Northern Sold
11:44 Wed Oct 8
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The Rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain
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mentor
11:46 Wed Oct 8
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Take what the Khmer Rouge tell you with a pinch of salt.
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Darby_
11:46 Wed Oct 8
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Don't play with staplers while you're not paying attention.
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Northern Sold
11:47 Wed Oct 8
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Don't mistake white horse oils for vaseline
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Steve P
11:49 Wed Oct 8
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Always check there is sufficient paper before sitting down on the throne.
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mentor
11:50 Wed Oct 8
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Never (NEVER) trust a Saffa.
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